A Call to Today's Youth!

Young men of America! I implore you to listen. A growing number of today's youth in Southern California are joining gangs. This comes as such a welcome surprise to me that so many of you already have the right idea. Hopefully many more will follow suit. For there's no better choice a young man can make for himself than shrugging his responsibilities, his hopes and aspirations, his goals and dreams, and anything else that may portray him in a positive light. Join your local gang.

If there isn't one in your neighborhood start one! Instead of working hard and applying yourself to bettering yourself and your future and all that nonsense, just start hanging around with the rest of them. You can always just say you're a product of your environment! That one always works.

Think about all you'll never have to worry about. Gas prices can skyrocket and it won't matter. You don't need to bother with wandering too far outside of your general area. You don't have to worry about seeing the world, or traveling or any of that. You don't ever need to leave your neighborhood. I mean that's your hood! Between court cases, crime, and going in and out of jails and prisons, who has time to vacation anyway? You don't have to worry about retiring someday. Hell you probably won't have to worry about planning your 25th birthday! Graduating high school and college? Why bother? You can't learn how to be a G in school! Drop out! It'll benefit you in the long run. Less time in school is more time on the block.

Get some Nike Cortez's, some long white socks, some Dickies shorts, a white shirt and a flannel. Accent your ensemble with some bandannas,
get a gun, get jumped in. Get a nickname, and as many gang-related tattoos on face, neck, head, and arms, as possible. Shave your head and you're in! You no longer have to worry about being viewed by society as an individual, with feelings and emotions. You're a statistic now! You have to make very few real choices about your future for the rest of your short life. Who cares what your family thinks, you're a product of your surroundings remember? Girlfriends? Kids? You can always have more of those. But once you join a gang and get it tattooed across your eyebrows, there's no turning back.

You only get one gang. You only get one neighborhood. If your're going to do it, do it right. Why live a nice, long, full, and well-rounded life full of love when you can be one of the toughest gangsters within a small concentrated urban area? Why raise a family and have an education and a career when you can die young and be remembered for being loyal to underachieving? I say join the crowd. Everybody's doing it.